Friday, March 18, 2005
Scientists have made the startling discovery that our solar system is composed entirely of fruits. Because of this discovery, pomologists everywhere are petitioning the government to declare today a national holiday.
Furthermore, the solar system will now be referred to the "olar system" for reasons yet undisclosed to the public.
This rendering is not my own; it was created by a sweet artist-orange who means the world to me, and who happens to be especially pulpy.