Monday, February 28, 2005
Basketball is a game where two teams try to put a giant orange into their extremely inconvenient fruit baskets. I say inconvenient because the baskets are out of reach and need to be sewn shut at the bottom because things can fall right through them.
The leaves on the above pictured orange are kind of subtle, so look carefully if you don't see them at first.
Sunday, February 27, 2005
The orange featured in this invitation is a Spanish clementine. Its thin, easy-to-peel skin is practically edible.
The most elegant oranges have very pretty fibers that can be displayed as lace decorations. Highly prized for their elegance, their grove is a very well-kept secret, known only to those who have connections and a very refined taste for fruits.
The cover for a fashion extravaganza featuring citrus fruits hopping down the catwalk dressed and styled in the latest collections. Fruit couture at its best.
Saturday, February 26, 2005
Nine of Oranges
Rumor has it that a new suit may be introduced to the standard deck of playing cards. Shown here is a preview: the nine of oranges.