Monday, October 11, 2004
Orange County
Orange County is where a bunch of my round relatives live. The next time you visit Disneyland, stop by the grocery store and tell the oranges that I said hi.
Pulpy fruits
What other fruits are pulpy?
I can think of: lemons, grapefruits. I was about to mention some non-citrus fruits like pineapples, but I'm not sure if that would be right. Pulpiness seems like it is limited to citrus fruits.
I can think of: lemons, grapefruits. I was about to mention some non-citrus fruits like pineapples, but I'm not sure if that would be right. Pulpiness seems like it is limited to citrus fruits.
Peace Hippie, Part 2
Another version of "Peace Hippie". I think this is slightly better, but I'm still not completely satisfied with the result. I think I over-blended the trees.
Advice is welcome :)
Selfish Wishes
If there were no one else around, I would soak up all the sunlight around me and grow into a giant orange.
It's the unwritten law of plants that you can't soak up all of the sunlight around you. You have to leave enough for the other plants and animals in the area. You're also not supposed to grow too big, because that's selfish.
But if I was alone in the ocean, with no other living beings around, I would be tempted to break that unwritten law.
Friday, October 08, 2004
Restroom
The men's and women's restroom signs are pretty familiar to everyone. The fruit restroom sign is less known, but it exists.
Peace Hippie
Peace, man, from a hippie orange friend who rolled out to the woods to hug some trees other than its own.
Thursday, October 07, 2004
Diversitree
Fruits for everyone
Money doesn't grow on trees, as everyone knows. Fruits grow on trees. That's why fruits should be the national currency.
It would get people to grow more fruits, at least.
It would get people to grow more fruits, at least.
Wednesday, October 06, 2004
Rear-View Mirror
Seeing an orange in your rear-view mirror. Don't worry, it's just me.
Self-Portrait
fresh
This blog is fresh, like me. I'm a fresh fruit. An orange, specifically.
I'm starting this blog because I need a place to post my thoughts about oranges. People post their thoughts about people on their blogs. An orange needs a place to talk about oranges.
Enjoy, and let me know what you think.
I'm starting this blog because I need a place to post my thoughts about oranges. People post their thoughts about people on their blogs. An orange needs a place to talk about oranges.
Enjoy, and let me know what you think.
